How disappointing....

A month ago I bought my first VS (Victoria's Secret) bra. I was really excited. Not that the fact I'm above legal drinking age and JUST now getting one of those highly priced brazers. (did I spell that right?) But now that I can finally see what all the "who ha" was about. I have to say, I'm not too impressed and here's why.
I finally (after 3 years of waiting) was approved for my VS angel card! I couldn't wait to see what kind of stuff I can get with this pretty pink card that had "angel" in silver cursive writing across the front. I went to one of the big VS locations and looked around. I had just received a coupon in the mail for a free pair of cotton panties and $10 off any bra. (not on sale of course) Well...I found that new biofit one and the one you can wear 7 different ways, which really it's 5. But hey, whatever sales the product! (the strapless way is one of the most uncomfortable ways there is!) Makes wonder why I bought the darn thing in the first place. Ugh...Anywho!
The lady told me that most women my size LOVE this bra. So, I said I'll try it. $38 later (this is with the $10 off) I was ready for a test drive. I got to try it on in the store, which I didn't know you could do. One thing, I had to buy a size larger than what I usually wear. (I see why all the busty women hate VS) The colors it came in are pretty bland and basic. (black, white, beige...etc) Oh well. After wearing this bra at least 7 times, I realized bras are like food. Yes, Food! The more expensive the food is, the less tasty it is. Though it looks better, you're better off getting a filet-o-fish than a filet minion (spelling again) The best fitting bra I have came from Target. That goes for panties too! Save your money!
Still love their fragrances, though. Which I buy on sale on those great semi-annual sales. Ha!
Til next time!

RIP Michael Jackson :(

I know this is mighty late of me. But of course the world knows Michael Jackson is dead. Man, that feels funny saying. After 3 days, I'm still shocked and at disbelief. I feel terrible. It's so sudden and caught us all off guard. Mike was one of my favorite singers. Almost everything he made was a hit (back then) and he inspired almost every singer out today. He was known all over the world. He was admired by tons. Everyone wanted to be him.This guy was so talented. And so misunderstood. I felt sorry for him. And what the media did to him was terrible. Always attacking the man and so much stress on him for years. He was a very remarkable man, for some reason he wasn't happy with himself. As of most talented people, I feel, aren't. I sympathize with his family, kids and close loved ones. Fans too. I'm hurt. I cried yesterday. I didn't think he'd die so soon. Who knew? With time, I know it'll ease away but right now, it's just shocking. Maybe he can rest in peace and have no stress on him, where ever he is.

RIP Michael Joseph Jackson. We love you and you'll NEVER be forgotten. Live on.
love,
me.

Food Porn: Lindt Balls...

It's that time again! You know what it is! It's time for another episode of Food Porn! Yeah boy!
Today's scrumptious entry is Lindt Balls. (My favorite kind of balls)
These delicious chocolate sweet milky balls will have you climbing the walls with excitement. I mean literally, my mouth is watering...
And they come in so many succulent flavors. Hazelnut is my favorite! (gotta love the nuts!)
Milk chocolate, Dark chocolate, White chocolate, Mint Dark, Orange, Raspberry, White chocolate with milk chocolate specks in it. OH GOD!! Why are you so good to me?!?!
And their hot chocolate is the best gourmet hot chocolate I've tasted in a while! Better than going to Starbucks or Waffle House. Best thing, it's only a dollar a packet! That's right. One packet, One dollar! And all you do is heat up some milk and stir it in. Bam!! Delicious chocolatey goodness! And you can even make hot chocolate from the balls themselves! Man, I'm drippin' over her!
And they don't stop at just plan chocolate. The inside is filled with a liquid delicious center or whatever flavor you choose. :) I remember when I first found that out. I was walking down the street with one of the balls I bought and I bit into it and chocolate spilt all over my shirt...OMG! But what a sweet experience it was. I know next time, eat it fast or throw them in the fridge!
Next time you pass by a Lindt store or even in the Walmart checkout lanes where there's the little 3 packs of Lindt balls, Get em! You won't be disappointed!!!
Til next (orgasim) time...

My goddie & lame album cover

Hello folks!
Just wanted to put a recent pic up of my God Daughter (my goddie). I call her Kiwi. Ain't she cute? lol Yea...I'm becoming one of THOSE people. LOL nah nah...no I'm not.

And isn't this the LAMEST album cover you EVER seen?! Comes from my Dad's huge collection of juke joint cds...lol

Like it?

A while back I was trying to be funny and cute and get a tattoo. I don't have any and I was wondering what I would look like with one. It looked cool and I got use to it. But the only thing is, yes, it says Pop Tarts. lol Why Pop Tarts? It was either the words or a picture of those pop tart things or the American Flag. So...I choose Pop Tarts. Yea, I suck. BAD!! Well, what do you think?

Don't worry, it's not real.

Someone had fun last night

Every morning when I get up, I have a normal routine. I get up, look around, walk to the window and look out of it to see if it's sunny or rainy. (once when I didn't do that, I ran out the house with no coat on and it was SNOWING) Then I go to the bathroom to, you know, brush my teeth, wash my face, blah blah blah. OK! Well this particular morning, I got up and looked out the window, I saw something strange stuck in the bush in front of my porch. I was thinking to myself, "nah, it couldn't be, could it?" Well I went to put my contacts on because I am very blind. When I came back, it was exactly what I thought it was. A condom! Somebody must have a great night the night before and wasn't thinking about the disposal of it or something. I was gonna go up stairs to the guy who lives above me and ask him was it his. And if so, CLEAN UP AFTER YOURSELF MAN!! It was just hanging there. And it had something inside it....EWWW EWWW EWW!! On his porch above mine, there were clothes or something hanging off the balcony and I guess it was in there and fell off. That wasn't exactly the best thing to wake up to. Oh well... people are too open with their sex lives these days. Shame...lol
Til next time
(strap up!)

what would you do?

I have a friend who's in trouble with the law. They have a warrant out for their arrest, unless they come up with enough money in time. What would you do? All your bills are due on the same day as of the money you have to pay. You have kids and (kinda) a significant other. What do you do? What's a quick way to get up some money or else go to jail for a while??
I'm asking for their sake. Just to help. Can you get up enough money before it's too late?